Damn, look at that rock solid bod! Must be cold in that garden (or from being made of stone).
See? Statues can be sexy. Like sexier than some of us on our sexiest days.
So why not click through a gallery of some seriously svelte sculptures? You scared? Me too, let’s click together…
Did they even have underwear back then? Does it even matter? This statue may have been erected in Roman times but I’m erected right now.
That look… damn!
There’s just something in those cold, chiseled eyes that scream: “I’m naked under this loose, billowy frock.”
Damn, she’s horny.
Wonder if she also plays the skin flute… (or the diccolo. Thank you.)
That’s one clingy shirt… also, no shoes for those freaky foot lovers out there. Ow ow!
This androgynous man or woman is clearly experiencing some sort of pleasure so let’s just say it’s sexual in nature so we can all feel a little more hot and bothered.
Damn that’s a butt! Dude-butt or lady-butt? Does it even matter? It’s 2015 people, the only line not blurred is the one separating these butt cheeks.
Hope the fight was worth it, he must really wanna suckle that bull’s horn.
Take it all in… the beautiful surroundings, that is. Pervs. (p.s. – Is that a boobie silhouette?!)
Not sure what’s going on here but I’m definitely trying that later tonight.
That ain’t no #dadbod.
Chiseled abs (literally) and a beard make this dude hip as hell.
Work it girl! She’s not afraid to flaunt her sassy brass! (Or bronze or whatever statues are made of.)
Nothing is sexier than liberty. Nothing. NOTHING! AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAA!