Online shopping is great. Need a cord for a TV that went out of production years ago? No problem. Need a few new pairs of socks, but driving all the way to the store seems like the. Worst. Thing. Ever? Also no biggie. You can get just about anything with a swift click of a button. Thanks, technology.
But with great power comes great responsibility…and nothing will loosen someone”s judgement of responsible web purchases quite like a couple of drinks. Just because no one can see you at 4 a.m. while you”re scrolling through the strange corners of Amazon.com, doesn”t mean that their signature brown box won”t show up on your doorstep soon after you hit “Proceed to Checkout.”
Go to bed, kitten, you”re drunk.
…Why did anyone ever think it would be a good idea to wake up to this every morning?
At least Drunk Brett is generous to Hungover Brett.
After a few strawberry daiquiris, this seemed appropriate.
This was a really important 3:30 a.m. purchase…
Candy blocks seem like a GREAT idea while drunk.
After a couple hours at the pub, the logic “IT COULD RAIN AT ANY MOMENT” seems valid.
“I really gotta get in shape. I should buy a JUMP ROPE – oooh they have flasks, too?!”
Someone really likes Irish oatmeal, huh?
Well, this is basically a household necessity…
They were watching Jaws, can you blame “em?
The intent of this purchase was clearly conceived after a couple cold ones.
This cat is not pleased with his human”s post-bar-crawl shopping.
I don”t have to be drunk for you to convince me that this was a crucial purchase.
This could actually be useful…
“I have the whole world at my fingertips. What do I want the most?!”
“If my landlord won”t let me have a puppy…”
A perfect way to settle who”s the drunkest! Good idea.
Playing a drinking game while watching some Butch Cassidy again?
Troy, your late-night intentions were great, but maybe work on your delivery next time.
Troy…I think you might have a problem.
Because one Yoga Kittens calendar is just NOT. ENOUGH.
You know what? Some of these are actually impressively awesome. These are the things that I”d never have the courage to buy when I was sober, though my bank account appreciates the restraint.
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